
Pokébiome.
by John Schlemmer.“You may be familiar with the work of Steven Crosby (rocketbloc™). His Pokébiome Illustrations are wonderful, and I approached him a few weeks ago asking if I could take a crack at animating them. Here is the result of the first of three animations in the collection. I bet you can guess what the next will be!”
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This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
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WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@
the true story
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